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Hillbilly Dictionary T-Shirt
Hillbilly Dictionary T-Shirt

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Now available in two styles!!
100% Preshrunk Cotton (heavyweight) tee with a Hillbilly Medical Dictionary with hillbilly characters pictured. Aesculapian on left upper side. Dictionary definitions read:
Style 1- Available in Navy only
Artery – The study of painting.
Barium – What’s done when the patient dies.
Benign – What you be after you be eight.
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her.
Dilate – To live a long life.
Fester – Opposite of slower.
Catscan – Searching for a lost kitty.
Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates.
Paralyze – Two far-fetched stories.
Rectum – Darned near killed him.
Tumor – An extra pair.
Urine – Opposite or “your’re out”.
Vein – Conceited.
Node – Was aware of.

Style 2- Available in Hunter Green only
Bacteria – Back door of cafeteria
Caesarian Section – A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan – Searching for kitty
Colic – A sheep dog
Cyst – To render aid
Enema – Not a Friend
Fibula – A Small Lie
Morbid – A higher offer
Pelvis – A cousin to Elvis
Post Operative – A letter carrier
Secretion – Hiding Somewhere
Seizure – A Emperor
Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport
$22.00
Usually ships in 2-3 business days

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